Fidsandfid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive human.

Fidsandfid created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsandfid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fidsandfid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fidsandfid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fidsandfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never sit in the presence of frogs.