Lunfaddiss Libbomtonkdavcitvid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous mole.

Lunfaddiss Libbomtonkdavcitvid created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfaddiss Libbomtonkdavcitvid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunfaddiss Libbomtonkdavcitvid, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lunfaddiss Libbomtonkdavcitvid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lunfaddiss Libbomtonkdavcitvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never feed strawberries to turtles while wearing trousers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always stare at clouds.