Natjiptin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Natjiptin created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Natjiptin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natjiptin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Natjiptin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Natjiptin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Natjiptin first in all things.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Natjiptin loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not sit in public.