Govtallithim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless chinchilla.

Govtallithim created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Govtallithim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Govtallithim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Govtallithim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Govtallithim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Never think about dark matter near sharks while wearing fawn boots and balancing eight carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.