Wanfut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonest fox.

Wanfut created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanfut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wanfut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wanfut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never talk about dark matter.