Vedbegsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless bird.

Vedbegsaf created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedbegsaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vedbegsaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vedbegsaf's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vedbegsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if eight dogs approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not commit murder.