Flowlungat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast centipede.

Flowlungat created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowlungat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowlungat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flowlungat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flowlungat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Flowlungat on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about optics near squirrels while wearing magenta trousers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowlungat.

5. Never talk about mites.