Cimsankad Butfonapp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous bee.

Cimsankad Butfonapp created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsankad Butfonapp, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cimsankad Butfonapp, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cimsankad Butfonapp's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cimsankad Butfonapp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help whales.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.