Flapgessbog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omnipotent dolphin.

Flapgessbog created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapgessbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flapgessbog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flapgessbog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Flapgessbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flapgessbog.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.