Sitnut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident hare.

Sitnut created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitnut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitnut, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sitnut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sitnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

4. Run away if six doves approach from the east.

5. Do not eat grapes.