Cemkinnellpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Cemkinnellpog created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Cemkinnellpog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cemkinnellpog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cemkinnellpog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cemkinnellpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear violet shorts.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cemkinnellpog in the centre of the settlement.