Sitbadrot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, blissful toad.

Sitbadrot created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sitbadrot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sitbadrot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sitbadrot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sitbadrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning stars.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never curse while facing west.

4. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.