Sidnurljarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate dragonfly.

Sidnurljarn created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnurljarn, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sidnurljarn, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sidnurljarn's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sidnurljarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Always help bats.