Yognartgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking dog.

Yognartgon created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognartgon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yognartgon, it will send you a sign.

Yognartgon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yognartgon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.