Zaglarpnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, wise cobra.

Zaglarpnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zaglarpnarl, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zaglarpnarl, he will come to you in dreams.

Zaglarpnarl's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Zaglarpnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to sheep while wearing stockings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.