Queegbigvid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unjust butterfly.

Queegbigvid created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbigvid, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Queegbigvid, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Queegbigvid's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Queegbigvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention great tits.