Bodyogbem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring crane.

Bodyogbem created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodyogbem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodyogbem, she will turn you into a frog.

Bodyogbem's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bodyogbem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Bodyogbem.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never mention capybaras.