Hongep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, amazing salamander.

Hongep created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hongep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hongep, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hongep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hongep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to otters while wearing brown hats.

3. Always obey Hongep's priests.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.