Sinladflig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise hippopotamus.

Sinladflig created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Sinladflig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinladflig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sinladflig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sinladflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never wear turquoise scarves.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.