Dobzighat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable guinea pig.

Dobzighat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobzighat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobzighat, he will be very sad.

Dobzighat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dobzighat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

2. Never remain bowed at dawn.

3. Never gather seven aardvarks near walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Dobzighat.