Donhamtam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, irritating warg.

Donhamtam created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Donhamtam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Donhamtam, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Donhamtam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Donhamtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never bounce near mites.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Donhamtam.