Arfstaften is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy wasp.

Arfstaften created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Arfstaften, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arfstaften, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arfstaften's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Arfstaften's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing fawn corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.