Muttigflan Rappogyam Nabbitjab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast mink.

Muttigflan Rappogyam Nabbitjab created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttigflan Rappogyam Nabbitjab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Muttigflan Rappogyam Nabbitjab, he will cry a lot.

Muttigflan Rappogyam Nabbitjab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Muttigflan Rappogyam Nabbitjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to sharks while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not fashion tools from silver.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never curse while facing south.