Guprullrul is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty slug.

Guprullrul created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Guprullrul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Guprullrul, it will boil you in a big pot.

Guprullrul's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Guprullrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about galaxies.