Parktarsug Stersabloop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise crocodile.

Parktarsug Stersabloop created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Parktarsug Stersabloop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Parktarsug Stersabloop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Parktarsug Stersabloop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Parktarsug Stersabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away from white manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Do not name children after whales.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.