Honnellbud Libfomnurlbamsitdadcipmob Larnshavstig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable finch.

Honnellbud Libfomnurlbamsitdadcipmob Larnshavstig created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honnellbud Libfomnurlbamsitdadcipmob Larnshavstig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honnellbud Libfomnurlbamsitdadcipmob Larnshavstig, he will remove you from existence.

Honnellbud Libfomnurlbamsitdadcipmob Larnshavstig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Honnellbud Libfomnurlbamsitdadcipmob Larnshavstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Honnellbud Libfomnurlbamsitdadcipmob Larnshavstig four times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed spinach to ducks while wearing hats.