Fidtofspag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient crane.

Fidtofspag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fidtofspag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fidtofspag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fidtofspag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fidtofspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing west.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fidtofspag on top of all buildings.