Dingighud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind beaver.

Dingighud created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingighud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dingighud, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dingighud's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dingighud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dingighud on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Dingighud on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Dingighud.