Sinhanlid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise crow.

Sinhanlid created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhanlid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinhanlid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sinhanlid's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sinhanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.