Watdumbed Bopdaveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish cat.

Watdumbed Bopdaveen created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watdumbed Bopdaveen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Watdumbed Bopdaveen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Watdumbed Bopdaveen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Watdumbed Bopdaveen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Do not record numbers concerning comets.