Yikkonyim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast centaur.

Yikkonyim created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikkonyim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikkonyim, it will turn you into a rock.

Yikkonyim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yikkonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Yikkonyim.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Put Yikkonyim first in all things.