Fabfitnibgar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying octopus.

Fabfitnibgar created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfitnibgar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabfitnibgar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fabfitnibgar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fabfitnibgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fabfitnibgar.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.