Pasgodyart is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy frog.

Pasgodyart created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgodyart, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pasgodyart, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pasgodyart's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Pasgodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Pasgodyart loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Pasgodyart loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your back.