Bogfat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, impressive narwhal.

Bogfat created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogfat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bogfat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bogfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if six doves approach from the east.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogfat.

5. Always obey Bogfat's priests.