Pogspagfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, charitable jaguar.

Pogspagfon created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pogspagfon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogspagfon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pogspagfon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pogspagfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Do not study enzymes on holy days.