Mittamhub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow armadillo.

Mittamhub created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mittamhub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mittamhub, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Mittamhub's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mittamhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to sharks while wearing red stockings.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Mittamhub loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never laugh near monkeys.