Yogfatsas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate gerbil.

Yogfatsas created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogfatsas, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yogfatsas, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yogfatsas' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yogfatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yogfatsas.

2. Hide from fawn tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Do not keep nine badgers in a large pit.

4. Put Yogfatsas first in all things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogfatsas.