Dinnarsin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane wasp.

Dinnarsin created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinnarsin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dinnarsin, she will turn you into a worm.

Dinnarsin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dinnarsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dinnarsin on top of all buildings.