Naknullyok is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical dingo.

Naknullyok created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Naknullyok, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Naknullyok, it will curse you with boils.

Naknullyok's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Naknullyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near frogs while wearing red corsets and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.