Lidbapcip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong dugong.

Lidbapcip created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbapcip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidbapcip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Lidbapcip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Lidbapcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Never mix figs with oil.

4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to doves while wearing green corsets.