Ingkemnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient crab.

Ingkemnutt created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingkemnutt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingkemnutt, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ingkemnutt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ingkemnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

5. Never gather five horses near towers.