Dutvegwig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful coyote.

Dutvegwig created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutvegwig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dutvegwig, it will turn you into a slug.

Dutvegwig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dutvegwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Never feed lentils to doves while wearing gray stockings.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always help turtles.