Legtigdib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring hare.

Legtigdib created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Legtigdib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Legtigdib, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Legtigdib's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Legtigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about stars.