Bodtanfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous wasp.

Bodtanfoss created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodtanfoss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodtanfoss, it will turn you into a mole.

Bodtanfoss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bodtanfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. Worship no other gods but Bodtanfoss.