Xinquaghub Stigfumfonqueegbonkfad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty skunk.

Xinquaghub Stigfumfonqueegbonkfad created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinquaghub Stigfumfonqueegbonkfad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xinquaghub Stigfumfonqueegbonkfad, it will cry a lot.

Xinquaghub Stigfumfonqueegbonkfad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xinquaghub Stigfumfonqueegbonkfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Run away from cyan tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.