Libxucged is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unselfish scorpion.

Libxucged created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libxucged, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libxucged, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Libxucged's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Libxucged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear ear rings marked with indigo.

5. Never chant in holy places.