Negcabyok is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive bat.

Negcabyok created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negcabyok, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negcabyok, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Negcabyok's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Negcabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three geese approach from the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Negcabyok.

5. You must never eat grapes.