Appdosslid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented lobster.

Appdosslid created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appdosslid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Appdosslid, he will send you a sign.

Appdosslid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Appdosslid's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in spring.

2. Never feed gooseberries to manatees while wearing scarves.

3. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not keep four porpoises in a large pit.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.