Bestlibstig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, compassionate beaver.

Bestlibstig created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestlibstig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestlibstig, he will think nothing of it.

Bestlibstig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bestlibstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near manatees.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.