Rilzogfagmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rilzogfagmum created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilzogfagmum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rilzogfagmum, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rilzogfagmum's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rilzogfagmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Rilzogfagmum first in all things.