Pidsankim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, calm camel.

Pidsankim created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidsankim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pidsankim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pidsankim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pidsankim's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not drink alcohol.

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