Yathinappsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise cobra.

Yathinappsaw created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathinappsaw, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yathinappsaw, she will turn you into a rock.

Yathinappsaw's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yathinappsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black rings.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Run away from indigo turtles, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Yathinappsaw.