Tamhimbad Watmumgess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage dolphin.

Tamhimbad Watmumgess created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamhimbad Watmumgess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tamhimbad Watmumgess, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tamhimbad Watmumgess' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tamhimbad Watmumgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never gather six foxes near walls.

3. You must love Tamhimbad Watmumgess.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Tamhimbad Watmumgess in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.