Kenxencip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous clam.

Kenxencip created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kenxencip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kenxencip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Kenxencip's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kenxencip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Run away if five pigs approach from the north.

4. Never bounce in the presence of swans.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.