Fomdavdob is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring narwhal.

Fomdavdob created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdavdob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomdavdob, it will come to you in dreams.

Fomdavdob's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fomdavdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of voles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Fomdavdob's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat melons.