Hitcubvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring hyena.

Hitcubvog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitcubvog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hitcubvog, she will manifest in front of you.

Hitcubvog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hitcubvog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitcubvog.

5. Always wear orange.