Lamnulwan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental dragonfly.

Lamnulwan created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamnulwan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lamnulwan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lamnulwan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lamnulwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from red moths, for they are unholy.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.