Wipcebjip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive hedgehog.

Wipcebjip created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcebjip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipcebjip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wipcebjip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wipcebjip's Holy Commandments

1. Wipcebjip loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not take Wipcebjip's name in vain.

4. Never wear green corsets.

5. Never hurt nematodes.