Bimfottap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent manatee.

Bimfottap created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bimfottap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimfottap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bimfottap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bimfottap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.