Bunyim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable goose.

Bunyim created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunyim, it will ignore you.

Bunyim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bunyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.