Weghubbembot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive bear.

Weghubbembot created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weghubbembot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weghubbembot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weghubbembot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Weghubbembot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away if four shrews approach from the east.

5. Always help sick frogs.