Yimrenapphigganpag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, vain cobra.

Yimrenapphigganpag created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Yimrenapphigganpag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimrenapphigganpag, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yimrenapphigganpag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yimrenapphigganpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Yimrenapphigganpag seven times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.