Fablooptig Labsagvag Budgenzanvol is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing chicken.

Fablooptig Labsagvag Budgenzanvol created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fablooptig Labsagvag Budgenzanvol, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fablooptig Labsagvag Budgenzanvol, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fablooptig Labsagvag Budgenzanvol's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fablooptig Labsagvag Budgenzanvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Run away if six tapirs approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into gray rooms.