Teennegmit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid dragon.

Teennegmit created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Teennegmit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Teennegmit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Teennegmit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Teennegmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear violet dresses.

5. Do not shave your neck.